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New York City? We must hide from the audience. She's always buzzing just like neon neon neon neon. GIANT SPIDERS! A bug flew into my hair, but my tiny knight in shining armour fixed that for me. Pokey stick. UNresourceful and retarded. Value Village! We could've, should've, would've taken a bubble bath together...but the family might think I'm a lesbian. Deodorizing in public. U DA BES I EVA HAD. I was backstage with Hilary. And then he...Bottles in dishwashers. "This tastes bitter?" Unaccomplished bike missions. Pumping air into tires like men. Nah it ain't. Yuh it is. Sticks and stones and WEEEED and bones. Lips that touch liquor shall not touch mine. Why are they in New York? Justin and Tim? She took the midnight train goin' anywhere. The baby's asleep. Where's Armie?! You're sitting on my gum!!! She's teh blackest girl on this bus. Chips chips chips. Tank tops and underwear. You make up the most scandalous plans. Did you guys say something about Matthew? Why do you guys always bother me when I'm trying to sleep?! Old videos. DailyBooths. I love stupid! That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it.

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